Baby boomer: Before cell phones we sat down and spent time with loved ones in real life, real quality time!
Me: Actually before cell phones we sat on the toliet and read the backs of shampoo bottles
OK I NEED EVERYONES IMMEDIATE ATTENTION, THIS IS OF THE OF UPMOST IMPORTANCE
THIS IS ROMAN AND THEY’RE MY PRECIOUS CACTUS CHILD
THAT IS ALL
ROMÁN IS LOVELY DONT FORGET WHEN HIS HEAD GETS TO BIG DECAPITATE HIM AND THEN ATTACH ONE OF HIS SMALL HEAD GROWTHS INSTEAD SO HE CAN LIVE
Me: man I wish I could get paid for like blogging and stuff that would be awesome
Also me, receiving emails about doing reviews for Christian books and cloth diapers: I can’t be bought how dare you
Anonymous asked: you have a beautiful family! and you and your hubby look so young lol
Thank you! I feel young! Except before 8am and when the temp is above 82
Anonymous asked: Wow I agree with other anons, probably should start a fan club blog for him hehehe
Lol!!! I know he has an Instagram but he doesn’t really have much social media other then that…
Do you ever just… crave the forest? Like you feel like you NEED to be in a forest. The crisp cold air with just a sweater on, looking at the red and orange foliage in the autumn. In the winter the frigid and empty branches. The summer all the green. The spring the smell of rain and the mud. God I love the forest.
Egg (my son): *opens front door* hey mom, hey guys
Me: hey, was it cold walking home?
Egg: no it w-mom, why are you eating ramen from a…is that a bread loaf pan?
Me: oh, yeah there was no bowls
Egg: why didn’t you use-
Me: and no mugs
Egg: …that does look good…
Me: right I dressed it up, mushrooms, eggs, seaweed, miso, green onions…
Egg: can I have some
Me: yeah of course it’s on the stove and the eggs are in that bowl
Egg: *looks around in cupboard* there’s nothing clean…no glasses even…wait…there’s this *pulls out large mixing bowl* can I use this?
Me: *pats seat next to me and nods*
Egg (my son): *opens front door* hey mom, hey guys
Me: hey, was it cold walking home?
Egg: no it w-mom, why are you eating ramen from a…is that a bread loaf pan?
Me: oh, yeah there was no bowls
Egg: why didn’t you use-
Me: and no mugs
Egg: …that does look good…
Me: right I dressed it up, mushrooms, eggs, seaweed, miso, green onions…
Egg: can I have some
Me: yeah of course it’s on the stove and the eggs are in that bowl
Egg: *looks around in cupboard* there’s nothing clean…no glasses even…wait…there’s this *pulls out large mixing bowl* can I use this?
Me: *pats seat next to me and nods*
most things that were used to kill or repel demons were just antibacterial or very healthy. bacteria can’t live for long on a silver surface. garlic is hella good for your immune system. holy water is water that you’re not allowed to shit in.
I don’t have a point I’m trying to make I just think it’s kinda cool where supernatural beliefs intersect with real science
Anonymous asked: I’m sorry to tell you but🥚 is no longer the most popular egg on the World Wide Web anymore:/
